Feb 27
Wow, that’s a long title, possibly as long as this post might end up being. So anyway, what am I bitching about today? People that pull their damn cars into a field and try to sell them? Not exactly, more specifically people who park their cars and only put something utterly-fucking-retarded in the window like …
Nov 06
So we had a fun night fielding contacts from customers because of server issues. After a while things slowed down because the admins got the problem stabilized. There were plenty of people I talked to that were complaining that We should have redundancy. The response I wanted to give them was simple: For the amount …
Sep 21
This was an actual ticket I got this evening: Error message: Trying to log in to this IMAP/SMTP account failed. Verify that the username and password are correct. This affects my business directly. That’s it, no other explanation of what was happening. Well thanks to my finely tuned Techtard Translator (patent pending), I assumed that …
Aug 31
All I can really say about this chat is “What the hell is this guy talking about?” Read on and you’ll understand (as usual, the names have been changed to protect the retarded). This was submitted by a co-worker (thanks El Jefe!). *Cpt SSL*: Hi *El Jefe* – *Cpt SSL*: I have some pre-sales technical …
Aug 30
This was a chat I got on a glorious 10 hour long Sunday shift, enjoy! Me Hello! Thank you for contacting *Company*. How can I help you? Monkey Boy: hi Monkey Boy: Your order confirmation code is as follows: *Order Number* Monkey Boy: what this ? Me: That’s the order number Monkey Boy: is that …
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