All Tech - No Logic

Internet Driver’s License

Brandon — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:08:15 +0000

I just came up with the test people should have to take in order to be allowed on the internet. Here it is:

Programming 101: Part 3

Brandon — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 19:23:41 +0000

So to recap from the first couple parts: figured out an environment to develop in, we’ve gone over what languages do, some different ways of programming. Then we covered some basic elements of programming, specifically: Variables – Storage for information used within the program Functions – Named segments of code that perform specific, well-defined tasks. …

The Cheap-Bastard-Complete-Moron’s Guide to Getting a Car Sold Fast

Brandon — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 15:40:03 +0000

Wow, that’s a long title, possibly as long as this post might end up being. So anyway, what am I bitching about today? People that pull their damn cars into a field and try to sell them? Not exactly, more specifically people who park their cars and only put something utterly-fucking-retarded in the window like …

Mass Effect 3 Demo

Brandon — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:58:33 +0000

So I finally had a chance to sit down and play through the demo for Mass Effect 3. Up front I want to say it was a great teaser, it really made my mouth water for the real game (hell yeah! pre-ordered the N7 special edition). Lets go back a bit though and talk about …

Programming 101: Part 2

Brandon — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:40:00 +0000

This is a continuation from Part 1, if you haven’t read it, you might want to click here. If you’re opting to not read part 1 (you should, because it’s cool, well maybe not that cool) you’ll want to have an editor for you code. I recommend Notepad++ if you’re using Windows, gEdit is great …

Programming 101: Part 1

Brandon — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:11:42 +0000

So I’ve been on a programming kick the last week or so, and so I decided I’d write a how-to on the basics of how it works. Why the hell would I want to learn to program? Well Mr. Negativity, I’ll tell you. Just like anything else you learn (so long as it’s something that’s …

A Long Time Coming

Brandon — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:25:48 +0000

Holy shit! I was thinking about killing this blog off for a few reasons. Mostly because it seemed like no one was reading but a quick glance through my stats the last little bit and holy shit! People have been reading my site, and looking at the pages viewed it looks like it’s been fellow …

Another one from the Baffled Tech

Brandon — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:23:47 +0000

The Baffled tech has become a regular at sending me stuff, here’s another one: Message: Client came into chats unable to login. They had used one of the reset password functions and then came into the chat system and said: Baffled tech: Welcome to BRAND. Thank you for choosing Live Support. How may I be …

Freeloaders and their birthdays

Brandon — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 22:36:34 +0000

Here’s a chat that smells like a scam if I ever did smell one! *Scamalisciousness*: Hello, can you possible ? *Senor Techa*: Hello *Scamalisciousness*, what can I help you with? *Scamalisciousness*: Hello *Senor Techa*, today is my Birthday and i Turned 18 Years old. Look sorry too be a Nusance, but i really URGENTLY need …

A Note on Redundancy

Brandon — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 04:33:02 +0000

So we had a fun night fielding contacts from customers because of server issues. After a while things slowed down because the admins got the problem stabilized. There were plenty of people I talked to that were complaining that We should have redundancy. The response I wanted to give them was simple: For the amount …