The Baffled tech has become a regular at sending me stuff, here’s another one: Message: Client came into chats unable to login. They had used one of the reset password functions and then came into the chat system and said: Baffled tech: Welcome to BRAND. Thank you for choosing Live Support. How may I be …
Category Archive: Reader Submitted
Nov 20
Freeloaders and their birthdays
Here’s a chat that smells like a scam if I ever did smell one! *Scamalisciousness*: Hello, can you possible ? *Senor Techa*: Hello *Scamalisciousness*, what can I help you with? *Scamalisciousness*: Hello *Senor Techa*, today is my Birthday and i Turned 18 Years old. Look sorry too be a Nusance, but i really URGENTLY need …
Oct 26
Is that what iWeb does?
Here’s another co-worker submission: The client below appeantly thinks that tech support has never heard of iWeb or FileZilla as they feel that they must explain to us what the programs are/what they can do: Dear Company, I have recently tried to update my website www.clientsdomain.com but my web designer has had problems uploading new …
Oct 24
We are IE, Resistance is Futile!
This is a chat a co-worker submitted, enjoy: baffled tech: What browser are you using to access the webmail? The Innovator: Internet Explorer baffled tech: What version of Internet Explorer are you using? The Innovator: Google Chrome baffled tech: I am sorry but are you using Internet Explorer to access the email or Google Chrome …
Aug 31
Captain SSL Strikes Again!
All I can really say about this chat is “What the hell is this guy talking about?” Read on and you’ll understand (as usual, the names have been changed to protect the retarded). This was submitted by a co-worker (thanks El Jefe!). *Cpt SSL*: Hi *El Jefe* – *Cpt SSL*: I have some pre-sales technical …
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