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	<title>All Tech - No Logic &#187; Brandon</title>
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		<title>Another one from the Baffled Tech</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/11/baffled-tech/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Baffled tech has become a regular at sending me stuff, here's another one: Message: Client came into chats unable to login. They had used one of the reset password functions and then came into the chat system and said: Baffled tech: Welcome to BRAND. Thank you for choosing Live Support. How may I be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freeloaders and their birthdays</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 22:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1686</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here's a chat that smells like a scam if I ever did smell one! *Scamalisciousness*: Hello, can you possible ? *Senor Techa*: Hello *Scamalisciousness*, what can I help you with? *Scamalisciousness*: Hello *Senor Techa*, today is my Birthday and i Turned 18 Years old. Look sorry too be a Nusance, but i really URGENTLY need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Note on Redundancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 04:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1679</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So we had a fun night fielding contacts from customers because of server issues. After a while things slowed down because the admins got the problem stabilized. There were plenty of people I talked to that were complaining that We should have redundancy. The response I wanted to give them was simple: For the amount [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is that what iWeb does?</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/10/iweb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here's another co-worker submission: The client below appeantly thinks that tech support has never heard of iWeb or FileZilla as they feel that they must explain to us what the programs are/what they can do: Dear Company, I have recently tried to update my website www.clientsdomain.com but my web designer has had problems uploading new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We are IE, Resistance is Futile!</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/10/resistance-futile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1666</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a chat a co-worker submitted, enjoy: baffled tech: What browser are you using to access the webmail? The Innovator: Internet Explorer baffled tech: What version of Internet Explorer are you using? The Innovator: Google Chrome baffled tech: I am sorry but are you using Internet Explorer to access the email or Google Chrome [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Life of a Mind Reader</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/09/life-mind-reader/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 03:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1661</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This was an actual ticket I got this evening: Error message: Trying to log in to this IMAP/SMTP account failed. Verify that the username and password are correct. This affects my business directly. That's it, no other explanation of what was happening. Well thanks to my finely tuned Techtard Translator (patent pending), I assumed that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/09/kidding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1658</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, a client just came in with this question: "how do i connect to my server using OSX" (yeah I thought the lack of punctuation was funny too). I thought about including the rest of the chat, but it's just too painful. Seriously? You ordered a dedicated server and you don't know anything about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Captain SSL Strikes Again!</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/08/captain-ssl-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 05:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All I can really say about this chat is "What the hell is this guy talking about?" Read on and you'll understand (as usual, the names have been changed to protect the retarded). This was submitted by a co-worker (thanks El Jefe!). *Cpt SSL*: Hi *El Jefe* - *Cpt SSL*: I have some pre-sales technical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well at least they&#8217;re honest about something</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/08/theyre-honest/</link>
		<comments>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/08/theyre-honest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1647</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This was a chat I got on a glorious 10 hour long Sunday shift, enjoy! Me Hello!  Thank you for contacting *Company*. How can I help you? Monkey Boy: hi Monkey Boy: Your order confirmation code is as follows: *Order Number* Monkey Boy: what this ? Me: That's the order number Monkey Boy: is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Unlimited&#8221; Shared Hosting</title>
		<link>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/08/unlimited-shared-hosting/</link>
		<comments>http://alltech-nologic.com/2011/08/unlimited-shared-hosting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 01:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alltech-nologic.com/?p=1643</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I've been dealing with a lot of crap the last few weeks. Many of the problems I've seen at work have simply been due to us offering "unlimited" shared hosting. Which in terms of IT is a very dangerous offering, specifically because people are batshit stupid when it comes to stuff like this. People [...]]]></description>
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