How to Setup Email on a “Smart” Phone

For being so called “smart” devices, many people seem to have a lot of trouble setting up their phones to send and receive email.

Luckily every mail program I’ve come across expects just a few pieces of information.

One caveat about the following information, it does not cover using an Exchange server. But then again I’ve yet to see a phone that can access Exchange.

Incoming Mail Server: Sometimes called a host, same thing. This is also the server that’s concerned with which mail protocol (IMAP or POP3) to use. If possible it is generally  better to use IMAP as it is a much more robust setup. This may setting will generally look something like:

mail.yourdomain.com

Many times the mail. is optional. But it depends entirely on your server setup. (Your domain’s MX record should point to the same place, so if all else fails check that.)

Outgoing Mail Sever: Yet again sometimes called a host. This will use the SMTP protocol. This will generally look like:

smtp.yourdomain.com

Yet again, it will depend on how your server is setup.

Incoming Port: This is a standard port number. 110 for POP3 and 143 for IMAP unless the system administrator configured a custom port. There are a different set for SSL connections, but I’m too lazy to look them up right now.

Outgoing Port: This is also a standard port number, port 25 with a different one for SSL.

This is where lots of people will run into problems. Most phone carriers have blocked port 25 (as have must ISPs), this is to prevent their network from being used as an open relay for Spam to be sent through.

What you will notice if you have the above mentioned problem is that you can receive email, but you can’t send email.

Many hosting providers have alternate ports configured to allow for sending email, you’ll have to talk to them about which number to use in that case.

Outgoing Server Requires Authentication: This will be check box, usually listed with the outgoing server port number. This is a security provision to keep unauthorized mail from being sent through a server. The credentials for this are generally the exact same as your incoming mail server.

Secure Password Authentication (SPA): This is a password encryption protocol and single-handedly the most mis-enabled setting by Mac Users* . I haven’t seen this in use much, probably because it creates a mess with clients that don’t support it.

A note about authentication: if you mail program asks you for a type of authentication, most likely it will be password.

Username and Password: Why do I feel the need to cover this? Well this is one of those common problems. If you’re in a shared environment, you’ll have to use your entire email account as your username. It will be in the form:

account@domain.com

The reason for this is that that there may be many mailboxes under a specific domain named “admin” or “local.dumbass” so the domain is needed to identify one “local.dumbass” from another.

Passwords ARE case-sensitive! (http://alltech-nologic.com/2010/08/intelligence-apparently-casesensitive/)

*Yes, I need to put a plug in about Mac Users. 50% of the people I deal with are Mac users and they’re generally the dumber half. Although I suppose these people would be just as clueless if they were using Windows and even more clueless if left to their own devices on a Linux machine. That being said, how Apple manages to make something as simple as a mail program almost un-configurable is beyond me entirely.

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The Rush Job

Our story begins as most from Technical Support do, a diligent and hard working Technician working busily at his assigned tasks.

— Incoming Chat Request —

*Tech*: Hello, thank you for contacting XYZ Hosting! How can I help you today?

— 3 minutes later —

*Possible Client*: Hi

— 3 seconds later —

*Possible Client*: Hellooooo? Are you there?
*Tech*: Yes, I’m here, how can I help you?

— 3 minutes later —

*Possible Client*: I need to order a server and I need it setup within the next few hours and I need it with all sorts of non-standard customizations.

The tech thinks to himself “It’s 9pm on a Saturday, yeah that’s going to happen. Sales isn’t even in the office.”

*Tech*: I’m sorry but sales isn’t in the office right now and they would need to be the ones to put something like this through.
*Not-So-Possible Client*: Why not? I need this server RIGHT AWAY! I’ll miss my business opportunity if I can’t get this within the next 4 hours!

“Ugghh” thinks the Tech. “Yeah, you want us to contact the magical faeries at the Data Center (via telepathy no doubt) and have them wave their magic wands to whip you up a server in a few hours on a weekend.”

“If this is such a big business opportunity, why didn’t you plan this out in advance? I’m sure that any reasonable investor would like to see a long term business plan including things like what will be needed to run said business.”

*Tech*: Sales will be in, on Monday at 9am.
*Not-a-Possible-Client*: FINE! I’ll go somewhere else since you won’t help me!

— Chat Has Ended —

The Tech ponders the interaction and finds himself wondering what kind of a mental picture people have of a Data Center. A magical land where servers magically appear and never need maintenance.

A place where there is an army of server admins waiting to hear the words “chocks off!” and they are free to descend on a problem server like a pack of ravenous wolves.

All while the server in question has a magical multi-tier redundancy redundancy plan.

This of course, is all carefully choreographed while there is another group of trained experts whose only job is to sit and monitor their sites for downtime.

What a wonderful world these people must live in.

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A Real Tech Support Contact Form

Computer Problem Report Form (Written by computer support people)

1. Describe your problem: ________________________________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________

4. Problem Severity:

A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem:

A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Strange Smell__

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you had “a friend” who “Knows all about computers” try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

13. Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Maybe__ No__

14. Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No__

15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

16. If ‘Yes’ then explain why you can’t fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________

17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ________________________________________________________

l8. If you answered ‘nothing’ then explain why you were logged in? __________________________________________________________

l9. Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What’s a VCR?__

21. Do you have a copy of ‘PCs for Dummies’? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__

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What You Say, What We Hear

What you say: “My website was hacked, your server security sucks!”

What we hear: “I most likely have the oldest install of Joomla/Drupal/WordPress/etc. known to man installed on my site and as such there are so many vulnerabilities that could have been exploited it will make your head spin. Either that or I don’t understand some simple software security concepts.”

An insider’s look: First off, I’m going to address the biggest misconception in this complaint.

*Clears Throat*

There’s a simple explanation as to why it’s not our server security that was exploited, it goes as follows:

There are hundreds of accounts on a server, if the entire server was compromised, we’d hear about a great many more hacked sites.

If the entire server was compromised you can bet we’d tell you about it. There would probably be a status post on the server problem as well.

It’s that simple it really is.

Another common vulnerability is that of your account password. If you have a weak password such as something like: “password” then you’re just asking to get your account hacked.

If you really wanted to use something like: “password” you could change it to something much stronger like: “P@s$w0Rd”

In short: Keep your site applications up to date and make sure anything you install is reputable because it’s not our job to make sure your site is secure. It would also be a really good idea to spend some time doing research on how to harden your applications against attack and don’t forget to use strong passwords.

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Must Be Gremlins!

I’ve only heard these monsters of myth and legend mentioned in hushed tones.

These little guys can be cute little balls of fluff waiting to screw with the settings of an unsuspecting user or admin. Or they can be scaly, sharp toothed little bastards that mercilessly tear the code in computer files to shreds.

Either way the only trace of their existence seems to be the carnage left behind.

Well I’ve decided to take a stand against these little terrors.

Below is a description of what one may or may not look like as well as it’s eating and breeding habits. That way you can be more proactive about taking a stand against this menace.

Give the gift of the Mogwai!Scientific Name: Mogwaius-Screw-Shit-Upus
Common Name: Gremlin

Common Varieties

  • Server
  • PC
  • Mac Gremlins (I’m told these are far less common but the environment in which these creatures thrive would dictate otherwise)

Natural Predator(s): Techus-Supportus-Awesomnuss (Technical Support), Adminus-Grelminus-Nightmareus (Server Administrator), User-Non-Lazius (A Smart User)

Natural Prey: User-Dip-Shitus (A User that won’t RTFM)

Natural Habitat: These creatures inevitably show up and thrive in environments where user intelligence seems to be at a minimum. These sneaky, little, bastards know how to cause the most problems in the environment least prepared to deal with them!

Precautions Against Infestation: Germlins seem to be utterly repelled by anything that shows intelligence or a desire to learn about how things work. As such a simple precaution is to do research in to the computer systems you use on a daily basis.

I have a feeling that is why Tech Support and Server Administrators are their natural predators.

Common Sources of Repellent: Google, a local book store, any child under the age of 12.

Size and Color: This has been impossible to determine as once these critters have struck they disappear, even in broad daylight.

Unconfirmed reports however have yielded the following:

Height: Approximately 6 inches to 1.5 feet in height
Color: Varying colors, generally black, brown, or white
Eyes: These creatures seem to have rather large eyes that make up a majority of their facial structure

Gestation: Seems to vary based on the average IQ of the person in the room. The lower the IQ the faster these things seem to appear.

Diet: They don’t seem to eat anything, but rather live on the carnage they cause. Those that are stupid enough to not believe in the existence of these creatures refer to this as “User Error.”

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